EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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