why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

1 + 1 ? Hmm, I don't know, maybe 2 but I could be wrong.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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