What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Two men walk into a bar. One gets drunk, goes home, savagely beats his wife, and goes to jail for domestic abuse.

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Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

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Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

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my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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