- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Who you gonna call? Gobstoppers

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

Why was bobby late for school? Because he drove off a bridge.

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