Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What you reading? reading?

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

You and your parents are going to die today

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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