A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Why was Adam sad? His wife found him cheating with several women which led to a lengthy and messy divorce and him losing custody of his two children and his house.

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i like my babies how i like my potatoes..... skinned

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun. Then he returns it and leaves.

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What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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black people

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with abnormal sized genitalia.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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