A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Kevin. Which? Kevin Smith or Kevin Johnson? Kevin Johnson. Oh ok, come in please.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Sixty... eight

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The NBA and womens sports

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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