What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

That's what she didn't say

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

You and your parents are going to die today

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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