- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

How do you teach a black guy to swim? You sign him up for swimming lessons.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's red, fast, and flies through the air? A tomato in a plane.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

"Knock knock." "No."

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

My Nan, that is all.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Who shit in my garden?

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

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