- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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