Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road was clear of oncoming traffic.

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This is not a joke

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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why did the 11 year old boy stick his hand in a lawnmower nobody knows he hasnt come out of the coma yet

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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your mom

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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