Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

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Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

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What did the man do when the woman broke up with him? He changed his facebook status to single.

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Okay, after this one then...

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Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

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You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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NASCAR

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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