- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

A miserable man committed suicide.

The Game.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

My dad

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

"Knock knock..." "come in"

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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