- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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