- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

YOU

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

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