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derp

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What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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women sports....

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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you suck

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

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I'm sn otter

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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