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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Leave. Now.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

This joke is the worst joke ever.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

Leave. Now.

Holy Fish Sticks Batman! Batman and Robin were at a church and saw a priest eating fish sticks.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

What's the difference between a bird? Both legs are the same, especially the left one

What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."