Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Poop!!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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pudding

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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