- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

long in the tooth!

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

Why did the man talk to the potato? Because hes stupid.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What do you get when you cross a 747 with a passenger train? A large colission with hundreds dead and injured.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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