- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

So a man walks into a bar, right?

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

whats one plus one penis

What happend when they were 3 guys in the air? They were skydiving

Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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