- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why did the cow jump over the moon ? This is a highly unlikely situation , therefore the cow did not leave its humble pasture , let alone talk english while in the midst of jumping over a planet wich takes days to fly over .

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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