- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

Why did the black man not get to go to the party that was filled with all white people? His mother had recently died and so he had proceeded to go to his mother's funeral instead of heading to his white bestfriend's party.

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

what happens when a white guy goes to harlem he gets robbed by 5 to 10 black men

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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