- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

That's what she didn't say

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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