Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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Dislike this.

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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Refrigerator

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Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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