What's the difference between a lamp?

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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Burp

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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