Two men walk into a bar. The bar was being robbed. They were both shot in the confusion.

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Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

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why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What did the policeman say to the black thief? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to consult an attorney before speaking to the police and to have an attorney present during questioning now or in the future. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed for you before any questioning, if you wish. If you decide to answer any questions now, without an attorney present, you will still have the right to stop answering at any time until you talk to an attorney. Knowing and understanding your rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to answer my questions without an attorney present.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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