Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

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Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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So there's this one Cheerio who really likes this frosted Cheerio. He walks up to her one day and asks her out. She responded, "no I only date frosted Cheerios." The Cheerio then went and got a tutor, he became very, very smart and turned into a multi-grain Cheerio. He goes up to the frosted Cheerio and asks her out. "no, you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he gets a gym membership and works really, really hard and becomes and apple cinnamon Cheerio. He asks her out again, "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." so he goes to church too and becomes a honey nut Cheerio. "no you're still not a frosted Cheerio." he focuses and tries even harder than ever before and finally becomes a frosted Cheerio. He asks her out, "will you be my girlfriend? I heard about this party this weekend we can go to." she answers, "I'll be your girlfriend, let's go to that party." So, they go to this party. The boy asks. "do you want anything to drink?" the girl says "sure maybe some wine." the boy en goes to the wine store. There's a super long line and he waits and waits but goes back to the party. He tells her and asks her if she wants anything else. "some soda maybe." he goes to the soda shop and there's another long line and he waits until he can't take it and goes back again. He tells h and asks her if she wants anything else. "some punch please." He goes to the punch store, and there's no punch line.

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who wants to hear a joke about the broken pencil? to late, its sharpened

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Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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