- Anti Joke

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

LIFE :(

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.