- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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