What's the difference between a lamp?

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

Burp

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Harry Chappell raped someone

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

Banana Hamock.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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