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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

What do you get if you have a bundle of children's clothing, some moisturising cream, a gas mask, a lollipop, more candy and a bag? A disguise.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

My name is Harry.

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