long in the tooth!

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

My penis is big... not.

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Mitt Romney

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

to boys are playing football 1 ses pass tje over ses pass wot

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

Weed.

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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