- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

wots brown and smells like shite shite

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Whats worse than a fart joke? A queef joke.

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

What's green, grows in my basement, and if fun to smoke? Mold. I lied about it being fun to smoke.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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