Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

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A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Your momma's so fat: she now considers her body to be a metaphor for post-industrial excess.

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Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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