Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

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Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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why did the Mexican make a burrito for his grandma? it's her favorite food and she has artheritis and its to painful for her to stand long enough to make one herself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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