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whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Chuck norris

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

A French man gets into a fight

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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