A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

im a willy bum bum

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

split your ass cheek

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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