One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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a duck, a mexican, a camel, a jew, a duck, a moose, an asian, an ostrich, a turtle, an elephant, a scorpion, two vampires, a pokemon, your mom, Stephen Hawkings, a bird, a plane, mario, your family, and a plumber walk into a bar. They have cancer, AIDS, disabilties, diabetes, herpes, siezures, retardation, death in their families, drug addiction, no arms or legs, no home, no money, racial segregation, and have been raped. A combination of which is worse than the holocaust and three bee stings and a rope that fails.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

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get in the car.

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Women.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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