- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What did the lawyer say to a lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

know whats funnier than 24? 25.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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