your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Oh s***

Bags of delicious poop.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

I'm hungry.

Ross.

refridgrator

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

This is not funny.

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