A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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whats black and white? a zebra

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Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

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I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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One man's trash is another dyslexic man's shart.

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I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

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whats one plus one penis

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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What is life? It is a sexually transmitted disease which always ends in death. There is currently no known cure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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