Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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Canadians

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How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

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What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

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What did the fish say after he

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What did the black man say to the asian man? hello.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Why did schlomo fall off the swing He lost balance because Muslims threatened to kill him

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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