My Nan, that is all.

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

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