- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Well, that depends if the apocalypse was happening and if there were even any Americans left at all.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, Im very sorry.

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