Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

A French man gets into a fight

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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