"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

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Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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What do an Eagle and a sugar cube have in common? The fact that if let to disintegrate they both turn slowly to hydrogen after a period of time.

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What is the difference between Madeleine McCan and a toaster? A toaster wasn't raped and murdered.

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Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

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a terrorist walks into a bank and says "gimme all the money or ill kill you" the bank owner said you and what army the terrorist said this army and no one came in buuuut he opened hi jacket and there was a bomb straped to him then he exploded it Buuuuuuut in hell he thinks hang on a minute i didn't get my money oh for goodness sake Buuuuuuuuuuut in heaven the bank man said i still live in a wonderfull place and anywhay we had no money left and i was going to suiside soooooooooooooooooooooooo you done me a favour and if i would of suiside i could of gone to hell but you killed me so i edidnt go to hell buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut you did lol by the way i just wasted your time

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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Refrigerator

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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