Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Your future.

scientology.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

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