Why don't women wear watches? In the technological age we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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The sentence below is an anti-joke.

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A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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why is my phone broken i dropped it

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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My Nan, that is all.

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what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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