- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

Woman's Rights

There are two kinds of people: Those who have a life, and those who read anti-jokes

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

Why did the house burn down? Obama

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I did not thumb this up myself!... click Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What do you call a blonde with a broken arm? A cripple.

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