Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

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What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

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Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Three Greeks and Three Turks are traveling by train to a conference. Both racial groups arrive safely to their destination.

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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