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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

A black man orders a pizza to be delivered to his house. He is delightfully pleased at the speed in which the pizza was delivered and decided he would order from that pizza shop again in the near future.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One holds groceries and the other molests little children.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side which would be a incontrovertible (obvious) decision.

Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What did the elephant say to the whale? Nothing, neither can talk and they live in very different biomes.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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