- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

A christian and an atheist are in a bar. The christian says "if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior you will go to hell." The atheist replies "No I won't."

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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