how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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your mother

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Justin Bieber

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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knock knock who's there? hope

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a guy with alot of money? A rich guy.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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