What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

Rebecca Black's career.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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