What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What's the difference between a lamp?

Burp

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

I'm 4 and what is this?

Banana Hamock.

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Harry Chappell raped someone

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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