long in the tooth!

If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

What did the statue say to the other statue? Nothing, statues cant speak.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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