You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

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It's Christmas Eve and your entire family is gone for 12 hours to by you presents. What will you do while there gone? By the time you figured out what you will do you will hear a knock at your door. It's the police they are here to tell you your entire family was murdered during a shooting at the mall. The sad part is you will not receive your NEW Beats, your Xbox 1, or your make up.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Starting a Genocide #YOLO

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

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whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Obamacare

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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