- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did the turtle cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why was the woman?

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

[Insert hurtful, yet spontaneous comment here.]

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

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