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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

If you like this, it will have one extra like

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

Seven

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Your face

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

Mitt Romney

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

My penis is big... not.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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