If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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What do you get when you cross a leopard with a camel? Sacked from the zoo.

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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Q: What did the pony say when it had a sore throat? A: "I have throat cancer and only have six weeks to live."

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What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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