- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

YOU

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

So does Blake

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yarn

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Do you love me? No.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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