- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: Shoot it.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

im not food

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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