Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

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Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

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http://i.imgur.com/BJsbT.jpg

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

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ur gay

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what happens when you piss on a dead monkey nothing you just lose the urge to pee O.o

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What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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