If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Seven

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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Your face

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Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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