Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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What's the difference between a lamp?

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Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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Burp

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Banana Hamock.

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I'm 4 and what is this?

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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