how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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What's up? The sky. What's down? Your mom: she was stabbed

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What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

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Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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What did the fish say after he

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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