Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Your mother is average.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Q: Why was the little boy upset? A: His nose was glued to the sidewalk.

Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the 10-year-old boy get on the computer? He had to finish a project for Social Studies, and it was due the next day.

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How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Anti Joke

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