Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

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Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Knock, knock. Door opened.

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what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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