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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

Q: What's the difference between a stick in the road and a baby in the road? A: You swerve around the stick

What do u call a banana? A banana......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

--IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!! --no it isn't. a clock only has numbers 1-12 for hours and 1-60 for minutes. "peanut butter jelly" is not in any of those number sets. what are you taking about?

An anorexic women walks into McDonalds

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Q. What is a similarly between Jewa and Pizza. A. There both baked in a over

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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