An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

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How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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hey John will you make some copies

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What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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test

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Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Y u do dis?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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ask me if i'm a tree are you a tree? No.

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Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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