- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

What song does a bulimic person sing while on the toilet? Nothing Bulimic people don't poop.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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