- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

That's what she didn't say

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

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