What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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An american man, chinese man, black man, and a Mexican man walk into a bar. The american man says i want to show you guys a trick, so they go to the empire state building and the american man jumps off the side and comes back up alive. He tells them i will do it one more time, watch closely. So he jumps off and comes back alive. The american guy tells the chinese man to do it. So the chinese guy jumps off and dies. Then the american guy tells the mexican to jumps off, sonhe does it. The mexican man dies and the black guy is told to do it and he is afraid, but still does it, he dies. The american man goes back to the bar and the barkeep says "Superman you can be a real dick when your drunk!"

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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