A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Q: If it takes a chicken a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, then how long would it take a monkey to kick the seeds off of a dill pickle. A: I don't know. That's a stupid question.

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Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter? None of them. He can't read.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? 10 dead trashcans in 1 baby

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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