- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

You and your parents are going to die today

Why did the monkey ride a bike? Because he was taken from his natural environment, abused for years and forced to ride a bike.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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