your mama so fat she should go see a doctor.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

its snowing on mount fuji

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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