- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

The NBA and womens sports

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Sixty... eight

If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

How do you make a car? You build it.

Vagina cream... end of story

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What did the clinically depressed man get for Christmas? He received many of splendid gifts and a joyous day with his family. He realized that his life isn't so bad after all, and went home with his head held high. He was then eaten by a vicious looking 7.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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