- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

WHO WANTS SOW????

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Because she has down's syndrome

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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