If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

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what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

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Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

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Whats bloody and is dead. My son.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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YOU

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What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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Why did the black man buy ten packets of Kool-Aid at the supermarket? Because it is a refreshing beverage that many individuals enjoy drinking.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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