What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like rhymes Penis

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Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He payed for his drinks, tipped the bar tender, drank a few too many so he got a cab home.

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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Because she has down's syndrome

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One day, a mother was speaking with her daughters. "Mommy," the first one said, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we brought you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second daughter said, "Why did you name me Rose?" ""Because when we brought you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMBWWAAAAGGGH!" the last daughter cried. She was born with severe special needs and is incapable of coherent speech.

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

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What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I would like a pint of..........beer." The bar tender asked "why the long pause?" The bear replies "I think I just had a stroke."

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Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DON'T POST MESSAGE ON LIKE DIFFERENT VIDEO

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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