What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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I like your hair

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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roses are red and violets are in fact violet

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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William wright is Gay

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What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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whats white and pointless? chalk.

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

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Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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