- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

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