Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

what's the difference between a duck?

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

why does column have a letter n?

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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