- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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