what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Whats werst than taking candy from a baby. Throwing a baby off a cliff then eating the candy in fronts of its parents

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Top Gear USA

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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