- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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