Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

Sixty... eight

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

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Q: What is the difference between a horny college girls and a horny high school girl? A: Usually, an age will seperate people in different grades. Also, what grade their in.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

their is a box of mystery. wat is in that box?? do u no wat is in that box!?!?!?!?!?!?

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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