- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars...except for the duck

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Why do Mexicans get made fun of? Because they are Mexican

I'm a champion. I do what I want.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

I’m on the new Seefood Diet… I can only eat Fish or shell fish

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

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