What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

How come there aren't any Mexicans on Star Trek? The show already had several minority characters, and the producers felt that the addition of a Hispanic actor or actress would have added nothing of value to the series.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

Q:What does a virgin and a penny both have in common? A:Guys don't want them.

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

poop nuff said

Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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