Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. *10 seconds later* still no timmy

What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Knock knock Come in

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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