- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

What is both blue and yellow at the same time? Green.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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