How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

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What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

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Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

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Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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