If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What dies but was never living? The hopes and dreams of small children.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

what is red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket Waht is blue and looks like a bucket? (99% of the time they will say "a blue bucket") No, a red bucket in disguise!

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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