- Anti Joke

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

its snowing on mount fuji

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

He--Hey guys

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.