- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What does samios search on google? Shemale gey big t.it lactating big c.ock An.al tearing Ana.l dilation school girl rape compilation

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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