- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell into a well? Nothing. She died upon impact and her family mourned her death for years.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

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