- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

So many dudes win with your mom who even knows if i'm your father!!

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

why did the window washer lose his job. because he fell off and died.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

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