Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Wanna here a good joke? Sure, but you spelled hear wrong.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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