Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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