Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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Transgenders! More than meets the eye! Transgenders! Girl was once a guy! LGBTs wage the battle to destroy The homophobic forces of Christianity! Transgenders! Homos in disguise!

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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A man walked into a lampost. He hurt himself.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

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shut up kobe!

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

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Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

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Why doesn't little jimmy ride his favourite bike to school any more? He was playing on the platform at at the railway station, tripped and fell across the track, at which point a seven carriage train came through at over 150 mph and cut through his upper thighs crushing everything in his legs and causing them to fall off.

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Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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