- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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