Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

a woman votes!

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

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How many light bulbs? 1

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

Whats blue, flies with wings, weights over two tons, and has a rocket engine with six eyeballs? *hayball rolls* Moral: Im the one asking you...

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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