Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

honest politician

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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