There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

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What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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?J?o?k?e?

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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