Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England? A: She found out Big Ben was only a clock

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town? Look, here comes Tarzan! What do the villagers say when they see Tarzan swinging into town with sunglasses on? Nothing. They don't recognize him.

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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