So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

What's half of 8? o

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are red Violets are blue whilst you reading this I just raped you

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What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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