What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

What do you call a retarded black man? His name

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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