- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

Tony Romo

Womens' sports

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

chirs

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

your moms my other ride

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

This is not a joke or is it

what do you call 10 dead babys lunch

Friends are a lot like trees... ...they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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