- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

What color is red paint? Red

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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