What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A girl gets raped -teagan d

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

what starts with F and ends with ead? Fred was walking to school one day when he heard a strange noise in a tree. He walked up to the tree, looked up, and saw a cat. Fred was late for class, so he decided to go to school and help the cat out after school. Eight hours later, Fred came up to the tree and looked up to see if the cat was there. It wasn't. The cat was lying next to the tree, dead.

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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