My dad

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

A black guy walks up to the cash register at a gas station with his hands in his pockets... He pulls out a 5 dollar bill and buys a pack of gum.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

what is friendship? when friends go on a ship

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

s o m a a d i t u n y s n i t a c s d c ' s k h k s t o e l y e

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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